Lost chance

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with women grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What’s the matter haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?"

Bible basics

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it.
What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found", the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?"
With astonishment he answered, "I think it’s Adam’s underwear".

Wasting time

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I’m just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can’t read, I can’t write and they won’t let me talk."

Dieting tip

A man succeeded in getting his wife to diet by telling her, "Do you realise that there are 40 pounds of you that I’m not legally married to?"

Checkmate

The rich aunt was disappointed and said to her nephew, "I’m sorry you don’t like your gift. I asked you if you preferred a large check or a small check."
"I know, auntie," the nephew said contritely, "but I didn’t know you were talking about neckties."

Spot on

A father thought it was about time to lecture his son, who was somewhat scatter-brained and frivolous.
"Jim," he said, "You’re getting to be a man now and you ought to take life more seriously. Just think... if I died all of a sudden, where would you be?"
"I’d be right here, dad," said Jim. "The question is where would YOU be?"

Smart SMS

A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to his father: ‘Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son’.
The father replied: ‘Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad’.